Double Celebration!!

Yay, i've passed my driving....(sigh of relief...^o^)
Damn driving, I'd never want to waste my time on such idiotic lessons anymore... NO!!!

Erm....
It's not really a miracle to pass, but at least, it's a miracle that i survived the bloody shit-talking JPJ......

The JPJ is an Idiot....
He started his conversation with me with a F....and ends with a lot of Fs......
F...F....F....F...

F him la!!!
Shit JPJ...
It's wise to "bao" the on the road thing, otherwise,no one will ever pass if he/she has such bloody JPJ as his/her examiner......

When I first went into the "Deer", the so-called new Kancil,with bold tyres and lousy engine, I checked every part of the car.....(I had on the road first...)
Obviously, it's just an old kancil with new power-steering-like non-power steering, old and lousy engine, new but bold tyres, new and big air-cond control panel with lousy air-cond, new but almost malfunctioned brake system, bigger and stinkier driver's seat and the whole thing is repainted.....(You call that new? Why can't we drive Myvi or Perodua's cars instead?)........

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or>>>http://www.define_gov.gov_failure/rotten/corrupted/junk/shit/vampires.com.my.....
Or in economics term, Government failure....}

When i was trying to pretend to adjust the side mirror on his side,he said: Tak payah lah, cepat jalan la...

I said: Boleh ke?
He said: Boleh la, cepat pakai tali cepat jalan la tempe!!

=,=......

Shit guy....

When i was stopping at a sloppy junction, with two more L kancils in front of me, he told me to follow closer...
>>Tak bahaya ke?
>>Saya kata pergi, pergi lah... Kalau takde kereta terus masuk lane,tak payah tengok 'manyak
=,=...... ....

I stopped for 2(+/-)2 seconds and he yelled at me !##$%**$%&...... and most of the words/phrases are in Chinese.....

Idiotic shit guy, felt like giving him a double choke with earthquake inner force (shake) and a shaolin metal head bang....(direct translation)

Because of the hurry(he was in a hurry to meet his maker), i actually drifted a bit during this turing......Fun....
The best thing was seeing him holding the handle and panicked for few seconds, before he started yelling !#$$%^$# at me again......

Finally, the last junction before reaching the test centre, there was a pretty girl driving a Merz beside my lane....

And the shit guy said: Tengok, perempuantu memang cun,Fark !$&*((&^ dia&((%&() syok!......
By the way, i wasn't interested in what he says at that moment, so I only heard a part of it.....

Damn idiotic shit guy......
If more than 50% of our country's male is of this kind, I would migrate immediately....
What a disgrace!!

Fine, at least i passed the on the road test and the JPJ for the 3 things was quite nice.... (He let me pass the parking although my car was dead for once)......Great!!

Passed=no more time wasted in driving lessons= opportunity cost of my time is reduced to studying for my upcoming exams.......OMG!!!....

Oh yeah, the keys for my new house is finally here....
The whole family(except me,went for the STP test) went to get the keys at the club house of Casa Prima(my future home)....
....
Suddenly, i miss Sri Sinar...........
I miss the chee cheong fun here, as well as the rm2.70 wan tan mee......

I miss Explorer,Cosplay Webfire and the recently built CC, DNA......

Explorer>>>(DotA with my brother's gang, where we always lose to 5 insane 6.51AI)
Cosplay>>>Our favourite play to celebrate,especially midnight birthday celebration....-_-''
Webfire>>>I've never been there for so long after my bro banned that place...(stinks)
DNA>>>Nice service and the boss there is quite polite,although i went there once only(free play)

...................................

Why should I leave this house?
Is it because my dad bought a new apartment with his EPF?
Is it because he's not good at climbing stair?
....

What a waste of money,especially buying large asset during world economic recession...
And, my mom is still half way repaying the mortgage loan for current house....(loan for my sis's education in UK).......
And i never like staying in high rises......With the frequency of occurence of quakes is increasing nowadays, it's better to stay at sea level, much safer than staying at 21st floor of a 25 floors tall building.......

Please warn me if there will be a quake in KL.....I 'd tell everyone to evacuate except my dad....

GG....haha.... (21-12 is my future house number,go buy toto!!! or magnum...But don't blame me if the number doesn't come out as the first prize...haha)

Whatever....Whatever will come, comes....
And the first semester exam will start in less than a week time......!##$&&%#$.... Great-___-

(Forgot to mention that I met Yi Chyng in the test centre too!!! She said i "fat fook" already........
-_-)